'Ah! Bertie Bott's Every-Flavour Beans! I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit flavoured one, and since then I'm afraid I've rather lost my liking for them - but I think I'll be safe with a nice toffee, don't you?' He smiled and popped the golden-brown bean into his mouth. Then he choked and said, 'Alas! Earwax!' (Dumbledore talking to Harry Potter in sickbay after the Philosopher's stone was destroyed).
'Harry,... I really have to urinate' (Dale Cooper in Twin Peaks, talking to sherrif Harry S. Truman).
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
If you ever feel bad about yourself remember that George Bush was once informed that 4 Brazilian people where killed in Iraq and he respondend 'how many is a brazilian'...